did you know if you are killed theres a 99% chance you will die
Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.
sext: i slide my hand slowly up your skirt and feel around. this is not where i left my keys. im running late for work have you seen them? also whats for dinner tonight im thinkin arbys.
7yrs:
How do my teachers expect me to do homework when kony is running wild
wild like a guepard, running in the savana, wildly looking for the lion king whos not in the cinemas anymore
the guepard stops and wonder whats the meaning of life
???????????guepard doesnt know
Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you
Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here
Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home
Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous
